An appropriate time to re-post my 'remix' of a kids classic:
*Postman Pat theme tune*
Postman pat, Postman pat, Postman pat is a useless twat.
His eyesight must be poor,
despite 3 notes on the door,
he puts my post in the wrong fuckin box!'
God knows how he knows,
how to drive his van.
How can he see the road -
when he can't read letters,
Maaaaybe he'll get it right one day,
wether he knocks *knock, knock*
..rings.. *ring, ring*
I just want MY fuckin letters -through-MY-door
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat is a uselss twat,
always out on strike,
but you can't get ur job right,
no wonder royal mail loses millions every year
God knows why you can't
get MY letters to MY door,
It cannot be that hard
when there's signs there to tell you
Maaaaaybe the Polish temp should get the round full time,
he doesn't knock *knock, knock*
..ring.. *ring, ring*
but he gets MY letters -through-MY-door.....
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat is a useless twat,
On strike over contracts & wages,
but you're so fuckin lazy,
no wonder you are such a ...really...happy.... man
*music fades to finish*